*edited* Ohhhhhh.........Kelly Clarkson.........
Last night rocked my socks off. Night out with the kids was definitely what the doctor ordered. But that wasn't all....
I can make anybody pretty.
I can make you believe any lie.
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size.
Well, I?ve been known to cause a few break-ups,
An' I?ve been known to cause a few births.
Well, I can make you new friends, or get you fired from work.
AGD and I finally unpacked all of the boxes in our communial areas. lol. We're not allowed to buy anything that could remotely belong in a kitchen. Ever. Hung out with N^2 for a while. Good discussion. He was wiped out. Headed home and made a really, really chocolate cake. Yuummmyyyy. Then out to see 40 Year Old Virgin. LMAO. It was amazing.
And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg an' Bordeaux, France,
Been making the bars lots of big money,
An' helpin' white people dance.
I got you in trouble in High School,
But College, now that was a ball.
You had some of the best times you?ll never remember with me:
Alcohol; Alcohol.
Missed an ass load of calls during the movie. lol. I'm loved. I'm concerned about KJS. She really shouldn't be even talking to D. I know that he's leaving and may never come back. But he's just using her. At least she knows it this time.....whatever.
I got blamed at your wedding reception,
For your best man?s embarrassing speech.
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach.
I?ve influenced Kings and world leaders,
I helped Hemingway write like he did.
And I?ll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head.
I think JRM is mad at me. His message was....odd? And when I called back he was just like, "I'm at Meijer. But we need to talk." I hate those words. I hate using those words. I really hate those words coming from him. I think he knows. I should have told him. It's weird. I can't explain our friendship. But he's really important in my life and him being upset with me makes me uneasy. We've finally gotten our friendship back where it should be and for me to have fucked it up.......I really wish I could just take it all back.....
?Cause since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France,
I been making a fool out of folks just like you,
An' helping white people dance.
I am medicine and I am poison,
I can help you up or make you fall.
You had some of the best times you?ll never remember with me:
Alcohol.
KH. I'm mad at you. Okay not really. I understand that you have a prior commitment. Ahhhh wellll..... I'll still love you. It won't be the same without you, but still. Glad that SH is probably going to make it down to TH. (Oh, and SH....glad you're having a blast at BSU!)
Yeah, since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg an' Bordeaux, France,
Been making the bars lots of big money,
(Helpin' white people dance.)
Yeah, I got you in trouble in High School,
But College, now that was a ball.
You had some of the best times you?ll never remember with me:
Alcohol; Alcohol.
*********************Late Addition************************************
Dear Mike,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent you.
Love, Susie
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.
In addition to the picture of Susie, Mike included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope.....along with this note:
Dear Susie,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the heck you are. Please take y0our picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care
*******************************************************************
Sorry it's so long everyone!!!
I can make anybody pretty.
I can make you believe any lie.
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size.
Well, I?ve been known to cause a few break-ups,
An' I?ve been known to cause a few births.
Well, I can make you new friends, or get you fired from work.
AGD and I finally unpacked all of the boxes in our communial areas. lol. We're not allowed to buy anything that could remotely belong in a kitchen. Ever. Hung out with N^2 for a while. Good discussion. He was wiped out. Headed home and made a really, really chocolate cake. Yuummmyyyy. Then out to see 40 Year Old Virgin. LMAO. It was amazing.
And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg an' Bordeaux, France,
Been making the bars lots of big money,
An' helpin' white people dance.
I got you in trouble in High School,
But College, now that was a ball.
You had some of the best times you?ll never remember with me:
Alcohol; Alcohol.
Missed an ass load of calls during the movie. lol. I'm loved. I'm concerned about KJS. She really shouldn't be even talking to D. I know that he's leaving and may never come back. But he's just using her. At least she knows it this time.....whatever.
I got blamed at your wedding reception,
For your best man?s embarrassing speech.
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach.
I?ve influenced Kings and world leaders,
I helped Hemingway write like he did.
And I?ll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head.
I think JRM is mad at me. His message was....odd? And when I called back he was just like, "I'm at Meijer. But we need to talk." I hate those words. I hate using those words. I really hate those words coming from him. I think he knows. I should have told him. It's weird. I can't explain our friendship. But he's really important in my life and him being upset with me makes me uneasy. We've finally gotten our friendship back where it should be and for me to have fucked it up.......I really wish I could just take it all back.....
?Cause since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France,
I been making a fool out of folks just like you,
An' helping white people dance.
I am medicine and I am poison,
I can help you up or make you fall.
You had some of the best times you?ll never remember with me:
Alcohol.
KH. I'm mad at you. Okay not really. I understand that you have a prior commitment. Ahhhh wellll..... I'll still love you. It won't be the same without you, but still. Glad that SH is probably going to make it down to TH. (Oh, and SH....glad you're having a blast at BSU!)
Yeah, since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg an' Bordeaux, France,
Been making the bars lots of big money,
(Helpin' white people dance.)
Yeah, I got you in trouble in High School,
But College, now that was a ball.
You had some of the best times you?ll never remember with me:
Alcohol; Alcohol.
*********************Late Addition************************************
Dear Mike,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent you.
Love, Susie
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.
In addition to the picture of Susie, Mike included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope.....along with this note:
Dear Susie,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the heck you are. Please take y0our picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care
*******************************************************************
Sorry it's so long everyone!!!
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